Some Fool Tried To Jack My Cash
Luckily I heard about this scam a few weeks back or I would have seriously sent my old friend some jack. This conversation occurred this morning on Facebook chat:
Chris
hey
8:04am
Wesley
what up man?
8:05am
Chris
not good
8:05am
Wesley
why?
8:06am
Chris
I’m stranded in London,England
8:07am
Wesley
that’s weird. how did that happen?
8:07am
Chris
got mugged at Gun point
8:07am
Wesley
damn dude.
8:07am
Chris
all cash,credit cards and phone were stolen
8:07am
Wesley
you lose your passport?
8:07am
Chris
i still got it
8:09am
Chris
wondering if you could loan me a few $$ to sort out the bills and also take a cab to the airport
will def refund it when am back home
8:10am
Wesley
how would I get it to you?
8:10am
Chris
you will have it wire to my name via western union
8:12am
Wesley
Ok, this is strange, but how do I know I’m talking to Chris? I saw something like this on a blog where a guy was getting scammed.
8:12am
Chris
WHAT
8:13am
Wesley
yeah man, seriously.
8:13am
Chris
if i wasnt the one i wont ask you to wire to my name as we both know i will need some ??kinda of identification before i get the cash at the bank
8:13am
Wesley
true
8:14am
Chris
can i give you the information to get the $$ to me?
8:15am
Wesley
how do we know each other?
8:17am
Chris
are you there?
8:19am
Wesley
yes
8:20am
Chris
can i give you the info needed to get the $$ to me?
8:21am
Wesley
can you tell me how we know each other?
8:22am
Chris
are you insinuating?
8:23am
Wesley
hell yeah im insinuating. I’m insinuating that you’re some scammer trying to jack my cash. Are you insinuating that I’m some dumb American that’s going to hand over my hard earned cash?
8:23am
Chris
ok
8:23am
Wesley
What country are you in Captain Scammer?
8:23am
Wesley
Or are you in America in your momma’s basement?
8:23am
Wesley
Punk!
8:23am
That’s it. Captain Scammer never replied. Now, I just hope my friend Chris isn’t really stuck in London or I will feel like a real horses arse.